Recent content by CaptJ

Most users ever online was 81, 04-10-2011 at 10:09 PM. What was going on this night??? 81

Wish all of you a HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!!!!! A little early because I will be too busy trying to fry my first turkey tomorrow. :beer:

Really don't know who wrote it, but it is nicely spelled out IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER,YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM" WRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE Wow, this girl has a great plan! Love the last thing she would do.... the best. This was written by a 21 yr old female who gets...

I know this Formula would get a few of you guys almost as how as the "wet and wild" post. To some maybe more. Guys asking crazy money for it. Dreaming at $17,000 stand by cant get pics off iphone...got it, that was a pain in the azz

My buddy is bringing his "new to him" 2006 33' Grady up from NC to CT and came across this in his travel. Neat pic looks Vish to me.

Not for the squeamish!! SECONDS before Death (totally unaware). WARNING! GRAPHIC BOATING PHOTO. THIS IS A PICTUREOF A MANWITH JUST SECONDSTO LIVE (CHILLING!)

Ed the Chicken Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ed.' Ed was...

What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various...

Hey guys, I just thought to put this post on here. This is what I posted on three Mustang/Cobra websites. Hopefully you guys will have some ideas. Thanks CaptJ I am using a 1989 Mustang GT as a donor car for a Factory Five AC Cobra kit. I freshened up the engine with bearings and rings...

I guess this pretty well says it all. We need a system that will allow outsiders to lawfully migrate to this country and a system that does not reward those that come here illegally. You have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal"...

Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some chick who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made it home OK! The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions...

______________________________________________ A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife. A moment of silence passes and the guy says, "I can't believe they ****ed my wife...

KINDA BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYES...... Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time...

I'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help! His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection. When he came back he handed her some diet pills. Anyway, he's looking for a place to live. Can you help him?

Tavern Tales Some ***-hole looked at my beer belly in the pub last night and sarcastically asked, "Is that Budweiser or Pabst Blue Ribbon?" I said, "There's a tap underneath, taste it." *** I was talking to a girl in the bar last...