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I went to the doctor's office the other day at my wife’s request and found out our new family doctor is a young female & drop-dead gorgeous. I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before.Just tell me what's wrong and I will check it out." So I...

Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. Try to come up with the answer on your own. However, the answer is at the bottom for those who are unable to think this one through...

An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of Chicago's most expensive hotels. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $500.00. She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high...

A black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you . . . Mr. President?" :beer::beer::beer: TGIF

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his Sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his...

Yikes! Bad accident. http://rmirror.net/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/

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Heaven and Hell While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem...

The Afghan Quarterback The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find...

A LITTLE GUN HISTORY In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million...

Why Grandpa carries a gun PEOPLE ASK WHY? Why Carry a Gun? My old grandpa said to me 'Son, there comes a time in every man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when he becomes too old to take an *** whoopin.' I don't carry a gun to kill people...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! Out before the holidays. Be safe always. Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are...

Now this is really something! This is what makes the Internet so spectacular! MOVE THE MOUSE AROUND AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. Here is an amazing bit of technology that you would never see in person, as you would NEVER be alone in the room. It is ALWAYS VERY CROWDED and of course you can't see...

this would be great for my wife and should be reintroduced. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCrmbIC6mVM

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities...

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing...

"I LOVE YOU" IN 10 LANGUAGES English I Love You Spanish Te Amo French Je T'aime German Ich Liebe Dich Japanese Ai ****e Imasu Italian It Amo Chinese Wo Ai In Swedish Jag Alskar Dig Lithuanian As Tave Meliu Alabama, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, South Carolina...

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up & saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted...

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS.. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody...

This Is A Woody Ad! Great ad (Ferrari) Here's a link to a Shell commercial shown in Europe. Ostensibly they're selling gasoline, but the Ferrari's used in the video steal the show. Ferrari pulled several of their race-cars from various ages out of storage, flew them around the world, and...