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Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So our illustrious president asked the class...

The Hooker An Illegal Immigrant picks up a hooker. "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks. "$100" she replies. In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style? "No" she says. "I pay you $200 to do immigrant style." "No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is...

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am...

A tourist in a bar in Florida asks an Irishman sitting at the bar, "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the Irishman replies: "If they fell forwards they'd still be in the fockin' boat."

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as...

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO !" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny, long-legged, big-titted cheerleaders, and hunted and fished, and raced cars, played with his V20 all day, and...

Hey guys, just got back from an awesome week with my 3 and 6 year old girls, the wife and the V20. We went to lake Nubanusett in NH. Very nice uncrowded 650 acre lake. My brothers and sisters and nieces/nephews came too. About 20 of us for a week, the V ran flawless every day waterskiing tubimg...

Well my transom is done and looks great, but I forgot to put my Hull ID# back on. This may cause problems. Since I did not reuse the old outer skin, I still have a good majority of the original in that i can cut and bring onthe boat to show. Does anyone know how to go about making a new one...

South Carolina Declares War! Pres. Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. " Hello? President Obama ?" a deep southern voice said, " This here's Archie down at Joe 's Catfish Shack in Charleston , SC , and I am callin' to tell all y'all up there in Washington that we are...

Yet another rebuild. I was fortunate that I have a friend in the industry and the only material I needed to pay for was the marine grade plywood ($150 a sheet). My friend gave me all vinylester to work with; resin, fill, faring putty, had the gelcoat matched and four types of cloth...i may have...

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Hey guys, I began the inevitable transom rebuild. From the outside or the transom. Things look good all old wood is out, new wood is cut to size and a friend in the industry gave me everything I need. Resin, activator, three types of cloth. Well the cloth was rolled up and on the floor of my...

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how...

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim...

For you hunters and even non-hunters... Just an example of too much experience http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYfDnc42wog

Nice V21, but this guys has to get his head out of his butt look what he is asking for this. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/boa/2053105425.html

Let's Just Offend Everyone.... I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days' I told him 'I wish I had your f**king will power' Top tip...

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come...

> > While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by > > a truck and dies. > > > > The Senator's soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the > > entrance. > > > > "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems > >...