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Thought you might like to read this letter to the editor of a British national newspaper. Ever notice how some people just seem to know how to write a letter?. Here is a woman who should run for Prime Minister! Written by a housewife, to her daily newspaper. This is one ticked off lady...

The Divorced Barbie Doll One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which...

Dhimmitude -- What does it mean? Obama used it in the health care bill. Now isn't this interesting? It was used in the health care law. Every day there's another revelation of what Obama and his fellow Democrats are doing to our country. Dhimmitude -- I had never heard...

Well, boys and girls, today the fox is guarding the hen house. The wolves will be herding the sheep! Obama appointed two devout Muslims to homeland security posts. Obama and Janet Napolitano appointed Arif Alikhan, a devout Muslim, as Assistant Secretary for Policy Development. DHS Secretary...

Got 100% on the second try. Really have to pay attention. Good luck! http://www.humorsphere.com/fun/color.php

The Forgotten Man Take a minute and look at this painting that should be hanging in every capitol building in this country. If you go to the McNaughton site and click on the painting it will tell you about each president. Notice where the feet are and what's under them...

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the...

A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?" The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl..... "What's...

Subjects: For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars plus additional expenses for my vacation in Spain . My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and...

Enforcer needs to squash petlove21!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad day at Hallmark Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........ My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...

Pick Your Reason When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick a reason. 10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas...

Going fishin' tomorrow with my buddies again. Going to hit Stellwagen instead of going out to the shelf from Montauk. Any fishin' reports for us??? MJ???? He's leavin from Westport CT, picking me up in Narragansett and we are off from there. Tips on going for blue fin would be...

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" George replies, "God and I are tight...

Two old men were sitting on a park bench. One said to the other, "How's your wife ?" The other replied, " I think she's dead." " What makes you think that?" " Well the sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink."

A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big everything-under-one-roof department store looking for a job. The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?' The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota.' Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job...

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?" "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Obama frowned, and then asked, "But...

Took the '89 V20 to a lake for a week. 1999 200hp Yamaha Saltwater Series. Gas in tank was from last season. It was treated. Put the boat in gear and it would not go, it would sputter out under load, felt like fuel problem. Put new water seperator and cleaned small filter on motor and she worked...

Knew it was coming and it was the day I dred. It came today. R.I.P. SamBuca April 6,1995 - June 29, 2010 @ 8:02pm. My best friend and boat buddy, a loving chocolate lab that I will never forget. She saw me through all the good and helped me make it through all the bad. True best friend for...

Read all the way to the bottom... It will amaze and surprise you..or more like 'shock and awe'. This is very interesting... And if Arizona can do it, why can't the rest of America ? Three cheers for Arizona MEXICO IS ANGRY ! The shoe is on the other foot and the Mexicans from the State of...