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Well Frankie has a nice way of putting things in perspective. I could have put this under the profiling link but it deserves its' own thread. Turn it up now and any time you get on a plane! http://www.animatronics.org/strangers/strangers.htm

How You Know When Love Fades A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen: "What would you like for dinner, Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?" He said, "Thank you; I'll have chicken." She said, "Go F__k yourself. You're having soup. I was...

A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality… Absolutely No Profiling! Pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. These events are actual events from history.. They really happened! Do you remember? HERE'S THE TEST...

A class of five-year old schoolchildren return to the classroom after playing in the playground during their break time. The teacher says to the first child ''Hello Becky, what have you been doing this Playtime?'' Becky replies ''I have been playing in the sand box.'' ''Very good,'' says the...

Snow Storm One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Lima , Ohio were listening to the radio during breakfast.. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get...

6 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it. 3. And discover that #1 is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you’re...

> > GOD Is Busy > > > > If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!! > > > > A United States Marine was attending some college > > courses between assignments. He had completed missions > > in Iraq and Afghanistan .. One of the courses had a professor > > who was an avowed atheist, and...

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a...

> A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several > months, > > yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. > > One day, when he came ouit of the coma, he motioned for her to come > nearer. > > As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know...

Just wondering how some of you guys wrap your boats for the heavy snow fall. It seems that I come up with different frame work every year.

OLD GUYS > > > > > Old guys...yep thats us...... > > I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided > with a young guy pushing his cart. > > I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and > I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was...

Hope this touches you the way it touched me! GOODBYE MOM A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope...

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera...

Saturday Night Live does Obama...........good for a laugh the problem is it is true. http://www.loudobbs.com/videos?vid=-641306008571427988&chartID=147

A Blonde Story To Bring A Smile A laugh for your day...... A contestant, Sally, on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000...

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Sorry if I am boring you guys haven't checked my email in a bit and couldn't let the funny ones just sit there. Mall Antics I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 88). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a Teenager sitting...

Always more fun to add someone we know into a joke... Why men shouldn't write advice columns Dear Ferm, > > I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my > husband in the house watching TV. > > My car started stalling and then it broke down about a mile down the >...

During a company's recent password audit, it was found that the company's only blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When asked why such a big password, she said that it had to be at least eight characters long.

Kind of interesting... snopes verified it. Washington, DC Metro Station on a cold January morning. A man with a violin plays six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time approx. 2 thousand people passed through the station, most of them on their way to work. After 3 minutes a...