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Boat trip from Boston to Hilton Head was a blast! I would highly recommend it to anyone that gets the opportunity. We left Bosotn on Nov. 5 and got to Hilton Head on the evening of Nov. 10. Boat ran great and we had no problems or miss haps. Intracoastal is cool. Pursuit makes a great...

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. 'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?" ' Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find...

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your...

Oldie but funny A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking...

A friend of mine wants to bring his 33 Pursuit from Boston to Hilton Head. So I figure I have most of the East Coast covered with members in here. Let me know what's fun to do and what ports and/or marinas you guys think are nice to stay in with fun in the area. There is going to be four forty...

Right on the money.............ENJOY! The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very good!' Who...

Although President Obama had only been in office for 12 days before the nominations for this year's Nobel Peace prize closed the entire process actually takes a full year. According to the official Nobel Prize Web site invitation letters are sent out in September. Every year, the Norwegian Nobel...

If Big Chested women work at HOOTERS Where do "ONE-LEGGED" women work??? You're going to love this IHOP God...

Top 10 Reasons Chicago lost Olympic bid 10. Dead people can't vote at IOC meetings 9. Obama distracted by 25 min meeting with Gen. McChrystal 8. Who cares if Obama couldn't talk the IOC into Chicago? He'll be able to talk Iran out of nukes. 7. The impediment is Israel still building...

> > Little Johnny does it > > > again. > > > > > > A liberal teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of > > > them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan > > > was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids > > > raised their hands except for Little...

AND THE BEAT GOES ON........................ I have not seen this effort on regular TV financial news and this took place in September. Go to the site listed below there is some interesting reading. Here is one of the most important news articles that you do not want to over look...

fPretty cool. http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1137883380?bctid=17075685001

DON'T FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY! WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all...

Looks very nice. http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/92-20-Wellcraft-Fish-20-Center-Console-Boat-LIKE-NEW_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQitemZ130333237683QQsspagenameZRSSQ3aBQ3aSRCHQ3aUSQ3a101

AFTERNOON SEX The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation...

> Enjoy the ride.?There is no return ticket? > > George Carlin?on aging!? > (Absolutely Brilliant) > > > George Carlin's Views on Aging? > > Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about...

watch without kids around http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7GbCrREOM4

I don't know how true the mom story is but it is a moving show... THIS IS AN EYE OPENER Date: Sun, 26 Jul 2009 18:02:10 -0500 This resulted from a Mom in Alabama asking her high school son to help with a commercial for the Tea Party she was involved in organizing. Boy, does it slam...

I would love to get this, I just need Ferm of Spare's wrenching skills. http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2004-Wellcraft-Coastal-28ft-3in-offshore-Boat-Trailer_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQitemZ180403963638QQsspagenameZRSSQ3aBQ3aSRCHQ3aUSQ3a101

I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said "morning." He said, "No, just taking a sh1t". When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way...