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Luxury Cars Luxury cars are soon to be a thing of the past. They have always been beyond my means but I took out a luxury car last week, just to drive that sucker. The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained...

Will I Live to see 80? Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He...

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A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?" The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. "What's the...

BOB & THE BLONDE Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The...

Okay this is really getting me irritated. Why can't I get my 1999 Yamaha Salt Water Series 200 HP to spit water when she is on the trailer and I use the ear muffs. I have never had this problem with any other outboard. As soon as I dip it in the ocean she pisses like a race horse with no...

This Professor is a Genius An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had once failed an entire class. -------------------------------------------- That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that...

THIS IS FOR REAL AND IT IS HAPPENING... What would you say if I gave you 11 reasons why the elections in 2010 and 2012 will be the most important in the history of the United States? 1. What if I had told you in October 2008, before the last presidential election, that before Barack Obama's...

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster' Her...

WAL-MART INTERVIEW > > > > Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task > > of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting > > through a stack of resumes she found four people who were > > equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and > > ask them only one question. Their...

NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day... "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of...

>> >> Bless me father for I have sinned!!!! >> >> >> A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I >> almost had an affair with another woman.' >> >> The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' >> >> The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed...

TOP TEN INDICATORS THE NATIONAL HEALTH CARE PLAN HAS BEEN IMPLEMENTED: (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. (7) The only...

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, Wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still Heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the...

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called 'Beer'. The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from...

Well hot old Farrah made it to the Pearly Gates and was greeted by God himself. He asked Farrah, "since you have done so much for all the children on earth, Iill grant you one wish." Farrah replied, "that's easy I just want all the little children on earth to be safe." and with that...

>at ADULT LEARNING CENTER > > REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED > by Tuesday, July 5, 2009 > > NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL > OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. > > > Class 1 > Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat...

Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had...