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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, ' I am a Father.' The little boy replied, ' My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'...

> Gennaro is in this country for only 6 months. > He walks to work 20 blocks every day And passes a shoe store. > Each day he stops and looks in the window > To admire the Boccelli leather shoes. > He wants those shoes so much.. > it's all he can think about >...

A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello, my name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It...

The Pope in Alaska ... The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-Mobile when the re was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals...

> > A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?' > > The parrot says, 'I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot.' > > 'Holy crap,' the guy replies. 'You...

For 2 years a married man was having an affa ir with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he told her that he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child and if she...

There shouldn't be any questions after this.............................. FIRST DEGREE A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment, and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The...

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.' 'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the...

IRISH SAUSAGE > > Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money > between them, > they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. > > Murphy said "hang on, I have an idea." > > He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large >...

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens...

A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and orders a draft beer. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. > "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the...

A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag.' 'Oh...

Here you go Reel...another example of why we get to live the good life, the men who sacrifice for us Ed Freeman You're a 19 year old kid. You're critically wounded, and dying in the jungle in the Ia Drang Valley , 11-14-1965, LZ X-ray, Vietnam .. Your infantry unit is outnumbered 8 - 1, and...

Read all the rules at the end of the pic... Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in The Logan City Cemetery, Logan,Utah I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest? FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to...

And here SHE is! Here SHE is, the USS New York, made from the World Trade Center ! USS New York It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center . It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against...

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red.......................Cherry Yellow..................Lemon Green....................Lime...

MAN TEST 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet....Faggot. 2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is...

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a >> pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that >> >> he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought >> a >> centipede, (100 leg bug), which came in a >> >> little white box to use...

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work ay I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused...

Immigration Fairy A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside a Maryland immigration office. 'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told to grant you three wishes since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and three children. ' The man...