CB, heres and idea for MJ!!!

That is hilarious!
:haha:

CB:

get the red package!

"Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs: One colony of F strain super crabs. We have gone through a lot of work but now we are finally able to introduce the F Strain Lice! These crabs are almost impossible to get rid of and have been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet! This species can take up to two weeks to get rid of and apparently bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw and we can guarantee that nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them! "

:oh:
 
On MJ they would feel like they had landed in "Crabtopia"! All that body to work with and unmaintained body hair, back hair...I bet a good 200 could live in one eyebrow alone! Not to mention his....oh Lord, I just threw up in my mouth a little....
 
Stink MJ is gonna ban you for that. :bat:

But not before we get to laugh about it. :you:

I'm patiently awaiting the arrival of my "Red Package"
 
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! That is soooooooooo wrong!! LOL (Now, .....what did I do with my ex-wife's lovers address????) :head:
 
:clap: That's it! The red package it is.
Stinky, I'm throwing up a little in my mouth as well, but it's worth it. Cuz with his hands being junk, I'm visualizing him scratching his nutz with a wooden back scratcher. :you:
 
LMFAO!! Thats a good one!! But CB better watch out as he has a ton more hair then I do!! Hell is a$$ alone has more then I have all over!! Don't ask me how I know :you::you::you:

Do a search Mike and look at Stinky in a thong!!
 
I was thinking of playing a joke on a skank here at work with a red package but I think her crabs would kill off even the specially bred strain. :you:
 
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