My wife's worried about me.

Franco

Franco

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My wife is worried about me, we leave saturday morning on vacation. We''ll be gone for 7 days on a cruise. I'm not bringing my computer. My wife is sure this site is my life support system. She say's I spend a little too much time on this site and not enough time watching Dr. Phil or Oprah with her. Can ya just imagine. Watching either one is worse than a norton snagger.
 
I am sure they have internet on the boat!!

I could send you my laptop to take with you! This way you won't get the DT's

I went to Cal. to Disney and I brought my Laptop and was online every night!! ;D
 
I could bring my laptop, but she might get jealous and toss it overboard!!! I gonna bring a bunch of V20
t shirts and take lotsa pic's, so i'll post pic's when i get home. Gonna keep my eyes open for any V20's in the caribbean. Maybe we shold have a contest finding V20's outside the USA
 
Franco, we're all worried about you...only we're worried you won't make the cruise w/ your little wifey...take some pics of the V20 along for comfort during the rough times...like when you're cruising one of the many food layouts at 3 a.m. sweatin' and shakin' cause you can't post....whip out that poster-size pic of your boat's transom...it'll do wonders to calm the anxiety...make the sweats subside...gaze at the curvature of the flared bow...that'll help w/ the shakes...have another dozen Buffalo Wings and all's right w/ the world... ;D...

Will they let you troll off the poop-deck on a cruise ship?...you'll have to sneak on a pocket-fisherman... ;) ::)...
 
Hey Rap,
My wife is out in the driveway with the digital camera taking pics of my V20. She said thanks for the sage wisdom on this matter. I didn't think i was gonna be able to sleep the whole time I was away!!!!
 
Franco - I'm jealous. Where you guys cruisin to? Some place tropical I'm sure. You need one of those telescoping fishing poles dude....and some fishbites for bait. Wait till that cruise ship anchors up, tell the wifey you don't feel too good and to go ahead without you. Then sneak up to the top, add about 4 oz of lead, bait up and go fishin!

What we really need is a monthly subscription to:

WellcraftV20 Magazine
 
Hey Blue, Whats up?
We are heading to the western caribbean, Labadee in Hispanola, Couzmel Mexico, Grand Cayman, and Jamica.
I was real lucky, got the trip through my work, even includes all my adult libations!!!! I'll take some pic's, you'll know it's me becaus I'll be wearing my V20 T Shirt!!!!!
I wanna be on staff of the magazine too!!!! I wanna pick the centerfolds!!!!!
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Well, I guess we won't be hearin' from franco for a while...that dog...did he ask any of us to go....NOOOO! Yet he wants to pick centerfolds for the new V20 Mag...graviest of ALL gravy jobs... ::)...let's see...it's Sunday nite...he's whoppin' it up on the BIG boat...pullin' a line of Conga dancers around the fantail...knockin' back all the free libation he can handle...but we know thru it all he has only ONE thing on his mind...V20!... 8)...
 
Just so you all know, I drank a rumrunner for every member of this forum while I was on the cruise. New liver should be here next tuesday, although I thought about making a new one out of seacast!!!! I looke in every port and dock for V20's. None found, no wonder they are third world countries.
 
Welcome back, Franco....no V20s huh?...next cruise, make sure they'll let you tie yours off the stern as a tow-along...best of all worlds... ;D...
 
Liver made of Seacast....Hmmmm...I think you might be on to something there Franco! We just need a mold! Anybody got a spare liver we can wax up for the mold?? I would donate mine but its half gone 8)

Franco, how about some of those pics of that clear blue Carribean water?
 
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