Would you Remarry

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Mulv80

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I saw this on the Barn and got a kick out of it.

WOULD YOU REMARRY??


A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks THE question.....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"


HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"


WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"


HUSBAND: "Of course I do."


WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"


HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."



WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)


HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)


WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"


HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."



WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"


HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"


WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"


HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."


WI FE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"


HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."


WIFE: "Would you give her my ***elry?"


HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."


WIFE: "Would you take her fishing with you?"


HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."


WIFE: "Would she use my reels ?"


HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."



WIFE: ----- silence ------
 
I never got married the first time!! Let alone the doing it a 2nd time!
I have been happily unmarried for 27 years!
 
Reminds me of what I tell my wife.
It is an old joke about engineers:

"you just keep thinking that I am with my girlfriend
and my girlfriend keeps thiking that I am spending time with you,
when in actuallity, I am in the office having peace and quite to get some work done."
 
Here is the full joke:

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Wife vs. Mistress[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]An architect, an artist, and an engineer were discussing [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]because of the passion and mystery he found there.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The engineer said, "I like both."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The other two replied, "Both?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]and you can go to the lab and get some work done."[/FONT]


For all the engineers on the board, and anyone else,
here is a link to engineer jokes

http://www.inflection-point.com/jokes.php
 
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