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[FONT=Times
New Roman]SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS [/FONT]
[FONT=Times
New Roman]In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.[/FONT]
[FONT=Times
New Roman]The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have crapped in it."[/FONT]
[FONT=Times
New Roman]The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care and financial reform plans. I can't understand you.[/FONT]
[FONT=Times
New Roman]Please speak in English."[/FONT]
[FONT=Times
New Roman]The rancher yelled back: "Use both hands."[/FONT]
New Roman]SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS [/FONT]
[FONT=Times
New Roman]In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.[/FONT]
[FONT=Times
New Roman]The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have crapped in it."[/FONT]
[FONT=Times
New Roman]The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care and financial reform plans. I can't understand you.[/FONT]
[FONT=Times
New Roman]Please speak in English."[/FONT]
[FONT=Times
New Roman]The rancher yelled back: "Use both hands."[/FONT]