Fart quiz

wow you think I would get 100%!! But I only got 50% Seagulls don't fart?? Iguess cause its all the $hiting they do!!
 
80% and thats pretty accurate considering I fart constantly. I actually thought the average male farts 29 times a day. WOW
 
Mulv said:
80% and thats pretty accurate considering I fart constantly. I actually thought the average male farts 29 times a day. WOW
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Mulv...you should change your name to "FartMaster"....c'mon, do it! ;D
 
I was going to name my boat "Bow Movement" before the name was  poplarized, because of my gaseous nature, I actually farted twice typing this
 
Mulv said:
I was going to name my boat "Bow Moverment" before the name was poplarized, because of my gaseous nature, I actually farted twice typing this
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LMFAO.....I'm the same way. Hey I bet we could get on Howard Stern's show!
 
Fart Poem

Fart Poem

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.

Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.
 
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