Help with heat...and "other"

This has clearly gotten out of hand.....but, could you section off the forward part of the cuddy and make a VIP room?
 
Out of hand? HAHA Not yet....

I'm really diggin' your creative thought process bro. I think I'm gonna make the WHOLE cuddy VIP. Mirrors on the walls/cieling. Anti-bacterial hand washing station next to the baby powder dispenser.

How about ........ Go-Pro underwater cam mounted INSIDE the jacuzzi connected to a 40" flat screen in the VIP room. The way I see it, a Very Important Person should have this luxury.
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Back to the bench seat - I really need to have it reupholstered anyway so I am now thinking vinyl w/ leopard skin print.
 
Monkey Butler said:
Pull a couple of plug wires off and rev engine to red line.
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While that would no-doubt work, seems to be A TON of trouble to go that route. I sure don't want to have to stop what I'm doing, pull the cowl, pull plug wires, walk back the helm, etc. etc. If we're gonna do this we are gonna do it right. Why not this - when I reupholster the bench seat I will slit the foam and sandwich in 1 or 2 of those adjustable chair massage thingies. Full customized vibration settings. After all, no two strippers are the same (as we all know). If I install 2 then two strippers can each have their own customized settings....kinda like the sleep number bed.
 
Fully loaded, jacuzi filled, 2 petite strippers, 4 man crew, no fishing gear, 1/2 cord of oak, split, running down wind she tops out around 21 mph WOT w/ 150hp. All a man needs.
 
I have an idea for the hottub, get you a old used life raft case and use the bottom half for the tub. Then run a supply and return to the hottub,you hook an airetor pump up to get the bubble effect. Mount her up on the bow.
 
tsubaki said:
What about a zip line from the cuddy to the hot tub?
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Attach the zip line to the top of the stripper pole to the front of the bow rail. What about in the summer time? We can't have our v20 sponsored strippers to hot. Might we think about installing some kind of a/c unit?
 
Install meat grinder on rear gunnel, if strippers get the fishy smell or give you any crap about no sex in the champagne room, chum them up and fish.

I would go for an open bon-fire type pit in the center of the cockpit over the gas tank. Surround it with natural indigenous rock from your local area.
Oysters anyone?
 
bradford said:
Install meat grinder on rear gunnel, if strippers get the fishy smell or give you any crap about no sex in the champagne room, chum them up and fish.

I would go for an open bon-fire type pit in the center of the cockpit over the gas tank. Surround it with natural indigenous rock from your local area.
Oysters anyone?
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Mmmmm...and don't forget the corn on the cob.. Both for eating and for bait for the flounder. I figure that 10-15 bushels should do it nicely...Oh, and fresh butter and salt also. :drool:
 
Kracker, don't think your ideas have not been heard. Your brilliant imagination has been noted. The A/C unit is not something I'd thought of.....yet.

BarnegetV - true on the friction. I'm already thinking I'll need to plumb a de-humidifier in the VIP lounge to keep a check on the mold.

Bradford - I hear what you are saying but I think it is a little excessive considering the human nose can adjust to any smell within 10 seconds. Plus that is what the baby powder is for. Also I thouroughly vet my strippers before boarding. I have a questionairre consisting of 25 questions designed to weed out just such a stripper that might even consider any sort of resistence.

Now guys, I think it is the appropriate time to think of a new name for my vessle. Here's some thoughts I'm batting around in my head. I'm open for suggestions.

Pink Girl
Stripteaser
P*ssy Riot
Wet Dream
 
You might want to replumb the VRO tank to dispense baby oil to keep the friction under control and help cover up the fishy smell.

Name ideas:

Wet Spot
Wellcrotch V20
Deep Vee Throat
 
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