Stinky_Hooker
God
Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He
traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see
a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake.
That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul
you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter
alternative. So the black bear had his way with Bob. Even though he
felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear
and shot it dead.
Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge
grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big
mistake, Bob. That was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I
maul you to death or I have sex with you."
Again, Bob thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear
than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Bob.
Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully
recovered. Now Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to
Alaska, managed to track down the grizzly bear, and shoot it.
He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his
shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Bob, you don't come
here for the hunting, do you!" :
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traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see
a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake.
That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul
you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter
alternative. So the black bear had his way with Bob. Even though he
felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear
and shot it dead.
Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge
grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big
mistake, Bob. That was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I
maul you to death or I have sex with you."
Again, Bob thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear
than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Bob.
Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully
recovered. Now Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to
Alaska, managed to track down the grizzly bear, and shoot it.
He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his
shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Bob, you don't come
here for the hunting, do you!" :
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