I made it home from the Key's!!
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MJ - that is cool as crap man. Dang ya'll had blast. Sweeeet black grouper. I know you about soiled your draws when you saw that beast!
P.S. Did anybody mate with the deck mate Nichole?
P.S. Did anybody mate with the deck mate Nichole?
macojoe
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She was all over Henry! And at first Henry was all over her but when the third day came by and she had the same shorts and no shower he said no way!!
I said go for it!! He say NONONO!! HaHaHa!!
She did hug and kiss his face, but he no did it back, said he hated her touch cause of the dirt!
I said you no prize right now either!! Funny stuff!! She was a cute girl and did not belong, wonder what her deal was??
Did Shelly by chance have a photo on the nightstand?
Photo on the Night Stand
After a long hard day of fishing, Henry and deck mate Nicole head down below to make love. Henry notices a photo of another man on Nicole's nightstand by the forward bunk (along with a noticeably strong stench of fresh tuna permeating from beneath the sheets).
Henry begins to worry. 'Is this your husband?' He nervously asks.
'No, silly,' Nicole replies, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend, then?' He continues.'No, not at all,' She says, nibbling away at his ear.
'Is it your dad or your brother?' He inquires, hoping to be reassured.
'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!'
She answers.
'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' He demands.
She whispers in his ear 'That's me before the surgery.'
So surprised by this revalation, Henry decides to employ a unique two handed massage on Nicole's adam's apple until she falls into a long, deep sleep....forever.
Photo on the Night Stand
After a long hard day of fishing, Henry and deck mate Nicole head down below to make love. Henry notices a photo of another man on Nicole's nightstand by the forward bunk (along with a noticeably strong stench of fresh tuna permeating from beneath the sheets).
Henry begins to worry. 'Is this your husband?' He nervously asks.
'No, silly,' Nicole replies, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend, then?' He continues.'No, not at all,' She says, nibbling away at his ear.
'Is it your dad or your brother?' He inquires, hoping to be reassured.
'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!'
She answers.
'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' He demands.
She whispers in his ear 'That's me before the surgery.'
So surprised by this revalation, Henry decides to employ a unique two handed massage on Nicole's adam's apple until she falls into a long, deep sleep....forever.
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Omg
I meant to say Nicole....duh! Shelly was the other chic I was harassing you about....
My memory is starting to fail!
I will edit the above.
I meant to say Nicole....duh! Shelly was the other chic I was harassing you about....
My memory is starting to fail!
I will edit the above.
Ok, I edited again and spiced it up a bit just for Henry....you might have to send it to him again.
THEFERMANATOR
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The last time I went out on a charter boat to the TORTUGAS there was a female mate on board. She didn't look like she belonged either, until she came out in her bikini top and had some of the biggest muscles on the boat. I think it's the whole bra burning thing.
tsubaki
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Absolutely Awsome
GREAT POST with the second round of pictures!!
I'm suprised you didn't at least pick up a couple of shirts from Sloppy Joes, Crabby Dicks or some of the other places on the street.
Dang a female mate (did I tell you, you suck?).
You sure pulled a great trip MJ, Great trip!!
GREAT POST with the second round of pictures!!
I'm suprised you didn't at least pick up a couple of shirts from Sloppy Joes, Crabby Dicks or some of the other places on the street.
Dang a female mate (did I tell you, you suck?).
You sure pulled a great trip MJ, Great trip!!
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Female mates work on Head boats....thats why they call it a Head boat.
No kidding, that's a fine job on the big fish. Were you using the same bait as everyone else?Good job MJ, I love that place down there. Shame you did not get to spend some time at some of the clubs, good times happen often.
Congrats on winning the pool there Wind Talker
randlemanboater
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How much?
About what does it cost for a trip like that MJ? Just the boat part.
About what does it cost for a trip like that MJ? Just the boat part.
macojoe
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The boat was $410+ Tax, Thats for 3 days.
Its extra for your food, $5+ for breakfast, $5+ for Lunch, $9 for Dinner
Rod rental $10 Hooks, Leaders, and Swivels Free, sinkers $2 each. Hooks suck!! Bring your own!!
Also bring a Spinning out fit to catch bait. Them Yellow Tails are a blast on light gear when you have 2 at a time!
We got a deal of the century on are airline tickets thur Spirit, $180 round trip from Boston to Ft. L
We rented a car and drove the 4 hours to Key West so we can see a lot more! Besides to fly into the Keys was like another $200 added to the bill!
We bought a case of bottled water for the boat and snacks at the store.
Plane & Boat $650, Food on boat $60, Tip for crew $50, My own snacks $20, Dinner before and after the plane $40 ? Gas in car split X3 $15, Car rental?? Buddy paided.
Total $835 - Winning $250 Pool = $585
Its extra for your food, $5+ for breakfast, $5+ for Lunch, $9 for Dinner
Rod rental $10 Hooks, Leaders, and Swivels Free, sinkers $2 each. Hooks suck!! Bring your own!!
Also bring a Spinning out fit to catch bait. Them Yellow Tails are a blast on light gear when you have 2 at a time!
We got a deal of the century on are airline tickets thur Spirit, $180 round trip from Boston to Ft. L
We rented a car and drove the 4 hours to Key West so we can see a lot more! Besides to fly into the Keys was like another $200 added to the bill!
We bought a case of bottled water for the boat and snacks at the store.
Plane & Boat $650, Food on boat $60, Tip for crew $50, My own snacks $20, Dinner before and after the plane $40 ? Gas in car split X3 $15, Car rental?? Buddy paided.
Total $835 - Winning $250 Pool = $585
randlemanboater
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You can't beat that......enjoy the grouper tonight.