Lefty

LOL, where have I been at. Been busy on the beer pong table. Lefty was given that nickname by WILLY after Lefty fell out of the sex swing that was attached to a bolt in the ceiling that I installed....thinking I bolted it into a stud. :-X Thus injuring her left arm.
SHe's at work now. Gotta let her know you guys were asking for her.  ;) ;D
 
I'm telling you guys you been looking at a picture of Lefty every time Hammer has posted ::)

And all this talk of sex swings and nick names, rolls of quarters, sweat shirts, AC and bikini clad gorgeous V20 Captains has to stop.
Or I will never get to sleep ;D
 
I know that's Lefty's pic at the bottom of Mikes posts. That does nothing for me after some of the others he has posted. :-/
 
OK, after all of the swing talk i figured it was time to post a picture of it. The swing is real, the faces may have been changed to protect there safety though.

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willy

All right all seeing eye, very funny ;D

CB warned us what a little power would do in the wrong hands ;D
 
msbhammer said:
LOL, where have I been at. Been busy on the beer pong table. Lefty was given that nickname by WILLY after Lefty fell out of the sex swing that was attached to a bolt in the ceiling that I installed....thinking I bolted it into a stud.  :-X Thus injuring her left arm.
SHe's at work now. Gotta let her know you guys were asking for her.  ;) ;D
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Oh I can't take it anymore, I have to tell the story.

HAMMER told it to me this way,
he was out working on the V, not the project V but the lonely one,
He came in the house for a minute and Lefty was getting on
him about spending so much time on the boat and none with her.
So HAMMER puts her in the swing and starts spinning her wildly,
next thing the bolt lets loose and Lefty falls to the floor.
That is not when she breaks her wrist, it is when she is chasing
HAMMER with the butcher's cleaver and rat dog gets in the way.
Lefty then trips over rat dog and crashes through the front
door and down the steps.
That is when she breaks her wrist.
To get back at HAMMER, she plans a trip to Atlantic City
and takes all the quarters in the house along.
She also takes HAMMERs favorite V20 sweatshirt and conviently looses it, but we all know that Willy had something
to do with acquireing the sweatshirt.
So for months we saw Lefty in pictures with a cast on her left arm, hence the name "Lefty".
The purple pillow is another story.
 
I was away from my office yesterday and did not have access to email. What a story! I kept wondering what the roll of quarters was all about, but then parishht tied it all together for me. Funny stuff!
 
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