Sorry if I am boring you guys haven't checked my email in a bit and couldn't let the funny ones just sit there.
Mall Antics
[FONT=arial,helvetica]I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 88).
[FONT=arial,helvetica]We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a Teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours; green, red, orange And blue. My dad kept staring at him. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica]The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked: " What's the matter [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica]Old man, never done anything wild in your life?" [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica]Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on His response; knowing that he would have a good one. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica]And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response: [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica]"Got stoned once and focked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my Son"[/FONT][/FONT]
Mall Antics
[FONT=arial,helvetica]I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 88).
[FONT=arial,helvetica]We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a Teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours; green, red, orange And blue. My dad kept staring at him. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica]The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked: " What's the matter [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica]Old man, never done anything wild in your life?" [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica]Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on His response; knowing that he would have a good one. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica]And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response: [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica]"Got stoned once and focked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my Son"[/FONT][/FONT]