NO SEX SINCE 1955
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
- 'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?'
- 'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.'
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,
- 'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'
- 'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
- 'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said,
- 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, But when is the last time you had sex?
- '1955, ma'am.'
- 'Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You' really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!
She took his hand and led him to a private room Where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,
- 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.'
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch,
- 'I Hope Not; It's Only 2130 Now.'
(Gotta Love Military Time)
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
- 'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?'
- 'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.'
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,
- 'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'
- 'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
- 'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said,
- 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, But when is the last time you had sex?
- '1955, ma'am.'
- 'Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You' really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!
She took his hand and led him to a private room Where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,
- 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.'
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch,
- 'I Hope Not; It's Only 2130 Now.'
(Gotta Love Military Time)
nice!