The Cheer Up MJ Contest is OFFICIALLY OPEN!!!

7 min to go and I don't see anything happening so here we go!!

Ok I like all the entries!!  Thanks everyone!!

But there has to be a winner and that means there has to be losers, thats the hard part!

Now willys girl, God knows that I would eat the peanuts in her chit to get to her a$$!!

But the rules were for  Funny, wierd, gross... whatever!

and there was one post that had it all!!and it was from .........













And the winner is!!

THEFERMANATOR

He posted one link to that had all the requirements wrapped up in one! Funny, wierd, gross !!

Congrats, you are one sick person!!  ;) ;D

http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/3985
 
I know I'm late but here it goes.

Two elderly men, Joe 90 & Sam 95 are having lunch together one Tuesday afternoon. At 1:30 Joe looks at his watch and says he has to go. Sam asks where you going in such a hurry? Joe replys at 2:30 I have a date with Mary and we make passionate love. Joe asks how do you do it, a man of you age. Joe says the secret is pumpernickel bread and rushes away.

Sam walks home and passes a bakery, he goes in and asks the lady if they have any pumpernickel bread? The lady responds yes we do, three racks of them. Sam says he'll take all of them. The lady says to Sam you better be careful it will get hard! Sam blirts how Why is it everyone else knows about this and not me!
 
Well the post lady came by earlier today with a package. In it I found some goody's from the udder coast.
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They made it and consumption will comense shortly ;D.
 
Thanks for posting the pics Ferm. Glad the beer made it intact. Janine wrapped the bejezuz out of 'em in bubble wrap.
 
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