Have ya'll seen Michael Phelps girlfriend?
The man is a genius.
I start my swimming lessons next Monday.



I start my swimming lessons next Monday.


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If ya had to survive on that girl's cookin' you'd probably starve to death...you might go out w/a grin on yer lips, but you'd still be dead and then what good would she be??...
Ron, I didn't even see those boots.
Man, you are my twin brother....where'd you get that beer?
Ok, time for more of Mikie's ol' lady......
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This one pulled me out of lurking status
The first thing that should be taken off her body is those GOD AWFUL boots.
Let me remind ya'll....."if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, you got to marry an ugly wife"
RonL
"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife;
So from my personal point of view, get an ugly woman to marry you".
That may be true, but what if I just want her as a girlfriend?![]()
I'm too timid and shy to sing the whole song here
Girlfriends are good, but pale in comparison to a good wife that loves you and overlooks your stupid.(I'm referring to myself here)
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Don't be, we're not longhairs here.
And yes, I agree that a good wife that loves you and overlooks your stupid is a rare catch indeed.
I have a theory about the song BTW. I don't believe that an ugly woman or a petty woman is the right chioce. There are more "average" women around and that's the one that you should try for. They know how to cook, so you're not always making reservations, and you're not afraid to take them out in public without a bag over their head. (And since I'm just an average man, it's a perfect match. My average wife and I have been together for over 30 years now).![]()