Have ya'll seen Michael Phelps girlfriend? 
The man is a genius.
I start my swimming lessons next Monday.
The man is a genius. I start my swimming lessons next Monday.
Anybody see Phelps GF?
- Thread starter Blue_Runner
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Since you asked...........
In the morning I'd be looking at her back. 
reelapeelin
God
If ya had to survive on that girl's cookin' you'd probably starve to death...you might go out w/a grin on yer lips, but you'd still be dead and then what good would she be??...
Destroyer
God
Ron, I didn't even see those boots.
I looked back at the first post, think the problem might have been....one eye closed and having a hard time getting the camera in focus ?
Man, you are my twin brother....where'd you get that beer? 
Ok, time for more of Mikie's ol' lady......
Ok, time for more of Mikie's ol' lady......
Man, you are my twin brother....where'd you get that beer?
Ok, time for more of Mikie's ol' lady......
That would make you almost 70 years old ? beer ? any kind anywhere.
Destroyer
God
This one pulled me out of lurking status
The first thing that should be taken off her body is those GOD AWFUL boots.
Let me remind ya'll....."if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, you got to marry an ugly wife"
RonL
"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife;
So from my personal point of view, get an ugly woman to marry you".
That may be true, but what if I just want her as a girlfriend?
"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife;
So from my personal point of view, get an ugly woman to marry you".
That may be true, but what if I just want her as a girlfriend?
I'm too timid and shy to sing the whole song here
Girlfriends are good, but pale in comparison to a good wife that loves you and overlooks your stupid.
(I'm referring to myself here)
Destroyer
God
I'm too timid and shy to sing the whole song here
Girlfriends are good, but pale in comparison to a good wife that loves you and overlooks your stupid.
Don't be, we're not longhairs here.
And yes, I agree that a good wife that loves you and overlooks your stupid is a rare catch indeed.
I have a theory about the song BTW. I don't believe that an ugly woman or a petty woman is the right chioce. There are more "average" women around and that's the one that you should try for. They know how to cook, so you're not always making reservations, and you're not afraid to take them out in public without a bag over their head. (And since I'm just an average man, it's a perfect match. My average wife and I have been together for over 30 years now).
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Don't be, we're not longhairs here.
And yes, I agree that a good wife that loves you and overlooks your stupid is a rare catch indeed.
I have a theory about the song BTW. I don't believe that an ugly woman or a petty woman is the right chioce. There are more "average" women around and that's the one that you should try for. They know how to cook, so you're not always making reservations, and you're not afraid to take them out in public without a bag over their head. (And since I'm just an average man, it's a perfect match. My average wife and I have been together for over 30 years now).
Your ahead of me by 5 years, but only because my first marriage was a short 20 years and 1 week.
